Irene works behind the counter of a cozy Brooklyn bakery, completely unaware that the five persistent suitors lining up for pastries every morning lead dangerous criminal syndicates. Each ruthless man previously dated her before climbing the ranks of rival underworld families. Desperate to regain her affection without spilling blood in her shop, the five gangsters forge a fragile truce, rolling dice to determine who wins daily chatting privileges with their mutual former flame.
The ridiculous agreement unravels when accusations of loaded dice ignite violent gang tensions across the borough. As armored vehicles circle the quiet neighborhood, Irene treats the escalating turf showdown as nothing more than obnoxious ex-boyfriend drama. She demands order among her flour sacks, forcing lethal kingpins to compete through sourdough recipes and absurd neighborhood favors before an all-out syndicate war erupts.
